The last thing people heard about Chris Sevier, the man John Rich has accused of stalking him, he was being told by a judge to stop abusing the justice system. Looks like Sevier didn't quite get the message. The compulsive sue-er, who has sued every from John Rich to Apple to A&E, home of Duck Dynasty, is at it again, this time suing the state of Florida for the right to marry his laptop. Yes, his laptop. Sevier claims that he has fallen in love with his Macbook and that if gays are allowed to marry, why can't he marry his computer? "Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women," he told a court in Florida recently. He goes on to say, "If gays have the right to “marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object”, he said. And apparently he's serious. In addition to the Florida lawsuit, Sevier, a former attorney himself, has filed a similar claim in Utah. As bizarre as his claim might sound, he actually has similar cases to turn to for comparison, including a case where a woman married a dolphin and a Chinese man wed a cardboard cutout of himself. “Allowing my marriage to go forward will not adversely impact the fertility rate any more or less than a same sex couples." Someone should really give this guy a reality series. It sounds like his life is all kinds of interesting.