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There is NO WAY I would do some of these things just to walk the Red Carpet!

Some stars are preparing for the Oscars by getting $2,000 diamond particle facial scrubs. (Ok...maybe this one)

Others are getting skin peels, green tea face masks and red-and-blue UV light therapy treatments to prevent acne.

Some stars plan to wear mink eyelashes that cost $10,000 a piece. (If it weren't for the cost, yes)

Professional bronzers, who carry portable tanning sprayers, are also being brought in.  (yes)

Some female stars have had Botox injected under their breasts to give their sagging cleavage a much-needed lift. (probably not this one)

Other stars are preparing for the Oscars with hydrocortisone injections, which are designed to get rid of acne and unwanted blemishes. (maybe)

Many female stars have spent the last week getting ice facials to tighten their skin. Others got bee venom masks. (venom? NOPE)

Stars will be plumping their lips with cinnamon oil. Some will also wear panty shields under their arms to keep sweat away from their dresses and tuxedos. (Where can I get the cinnamon oil--panty shields in my armpits? Nope)

Some stars have used Preparation H on their puffy eyes. Others have used masking tape to tape the cellulite down on their legs under their gowns. (NOPE)

Some stars are getting Armpit Botox to prevent sweating. (And....NOPE)